kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

"You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics."

-Unknown English Teacher (via swarthyvillain)

I’ve never read anything more fucking true in my whole fucking life. 

Fuck.

(via unicornempire)

I actually really love this analogy.

(via wincherella)

This is the best explanation I can find for what happened when I turned 30.

(via mymissus)

So completely accurate, I can’t even.

(via vowofsherlock)

princeowl:

love is like…when you look at someone and you feel like you just ate two whole cinnabons and you might die but you’re ok with that because you just ate two entire cinnabons 

pixalry:

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Prints available for sale at Society6.

ursulavernon:

atlasobscura:

BIGAR WATERFALL
-CARAȘ-SEVERIN, ROMANIA
In Caras-Severin County in the western part of Romania, the moss and stone have turned the amazing Bigar Waterfall into an otherworldly liquid veil so lovely it is even called “the miracle from the Minis Canyon” by the locals.
Learn more at Atlas Obscura

Whoooooooaaaah.

ursulavernon:

atlasobscura:

BIGAR WATERFALL

-CARAȘ-SEVERIN, ROMANIA

In Caras-Severin County in the western part of Romania, the moss and stone have turned the amazing Bigar Waterfall into an otherworldly liquid veil so lovely it is even called “the miracle from the Minis Canyon” by the locals.

Learn more at Atlas Obscura

Whoooooooaaaah.

chlorineblondie:

my hot topic phase never ended, it just kinda got more refined and tasteful with age like a fancy, mall gothy wine

enchanting-ravenclaw:

enchanting-ravenclaw:

enchanting-ravenclaw:

a kid from my high is fucking trending on facebook because of a stupid petition to get a senior photo of him holding a cat into the yearbook…

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UPDATE!!

My principal decided to join him in a photo.

The new photograph will go in the yearbook as a way to raise awareness for American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) and rescue animals like Mr. Bugglesworth and Vivienne.

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breakfastburritoe:

ur very cute and very far away please come be cute closer to me

satanspersonallapdancer:

kuntquats:

tag-redfield:

Guys check this out, I finally have enough beard to do that thing that turns you into an instant Disney villain…

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ALADDIN GIVE ME THE LAMP 

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you look more like Captain Hook had sex with Chris Evans and the God of Beauty was born